9-8-12

9-7-12

9-6-12

sorry for the date titles but I need a way to keep the comics organized. anyway, this one could use some explanation  Basically, this is my reaction to having to wait for tf2 to update on steam. i have to say, this is my least funny one so far...

I hope this works out...

This post will hopefully be the first of many comics I'll post. Don't act surprised if I miss a day. I'm not goddamn super man. I have a fucking life. oh, btw, click to enlarge dumbass.

The first interesting thing.

This is just a small comic based off the looks of the popular web comic, Cyanide and Happiness. I hope you all enjoy.

just any other day...

The following sums up every goddamn day at my school.

1st hour: The day starts off with my chem teacher lecturing about something I already understand because unlike the rest of the class I'm capable of reading the chapter like we are supposed to. Meanwhile, I'm about to pass out from my constant lack of sleep the night before. the class slowly ends and leaves me with my first homework assignment of the day.

2nd hour: My teacher walks into the class greeting everyone in a nice voice. seems nice eh? Well, it would be if he didn't assign project after project and have the face of a suspected arsonist on t.v. So I spend the rest of his class doing a project or finishing a vocab assignment. all in all, its not a bad class but the teacher is old and sounds like he's on happy pills.

3rd hour: This is one of my two brakes throughout the entire day. Playing handbells for my teacher is a nice relaxing way to just do little to nothing. not to mention that half the time the class doesn't have enough people to do anything so we can't even play at all. Today i took a nap on the floor because we had nothing to do.

4th hour: Goddamn geometry. Don't get me wrong, I love math. However, the class could matter less. My geo teacher is an absolute retard. Who the fuck makes taking notes mandatory? I don't need goddamn notes to pass a class. I haven't had to study once in my life. I'm also stuck in the class with all the pathetic stoners who failed to pass last years geometry class. All I hear in that fucking class is notes or some guy saying how he got high and saw a legit alien space ship. I wish the fuck face of a teacher (he seriously has one fucked up face) would just give me my homework so I can do something productive for once.

5th hour, Aka, lunch: Woot lunch is here time to have a fun time! eh no... the lunches at my school fuckin suck. the school board has made it so that the only pizza you can get is cheese. also, you HAVE to get a fruit or vegetable. they literally charge you more if you don't. whats more is that my two friends that I sit with are complete assholes who do nothing but put shit on my tray, steal my stuff, and jab me in the fuckin side.

6th hour: my english teacher is a fuckin bitch. she is a control freak and refuses to repeat anything she says. missed somthing? to goddamn bad. she is the pickiest bitch of a teacher I have ever had. She isn't happy with just giving you a zero for not doing your homework oh no.... she leactures the entire fuckin class if one person fails to complete the assignment

7th hour: Japanese with sensei... couldn't be better. my second break of the day.

8th hour: health and wellness. Good teacher, easy class. only one problem. All I ever hear is "Bitch dat shit cray". ugh... ghetto kids, and lots of em. if i got paid to hear "well shit nigga" or "Bitch i dont know what you talk about" or "uuuugh. Damn gurl you fuckin nasty" i wouldn't have to write to become famous, i would just fuckin buy fame. I wish the gettos could at least speak english properly. And don't even think of "gettin all up  in my face" cause its not racist, its truth.

I'm sorry, i realize that this isn't exactly entertaining but if anyone is possibly interested in this, its here. I didn't force anyone to read this shit.

Penny... goddammit.

Shit... i'm bored. Who wants to hear a story? not you? WELL TO FUCKIN BAD! Tonight's topic will be about my cat. Little penny...

This goddamn cat is the reason I can't sleep at night. No one believes me when I say that it's evil and keeps me up.  "But she's so cute and innocent!" Bite me! The other night i was woken up 10 times by that goddamn cat. Then, my family gets pissed for me locking her out of my room. My room is a general mess. It doesn't help my sleep at night when penny pulls a plastic bag off my desk and tries to kill herself with it. The damned cat has gone through 3 of my sets of headphones and won't leave me the hell alone.

I'm also plagued by the fact that I go to school tomorrow. I need something funny or else this blog is going to start looking like shit...

well, time for some would you rather....

Lets start simple, shall we?

Well, here we are. lets try to set some simple facts. I'm a mouthy young teenager who hates his life. To be honest, I'm writing this for attention probably. I'm emotionally out of control and have no idea where I'm going and as the title indicates, is better off unknown.

Basically, this is my little corner of the internet where I'm not being hounded by my family and I look forward to posting my everyday problems. unfortunately, i know that no one is interested in my problems, and i am proud to inform that i have more than just that. this blog is to follow my progress into the cruel fucking world ahead.

Now, as for my goals. I plan on being an animator and youtube star! of course both are still just a dream and will probably never make it to reality.  but, you my readers (which i doubt i have) will be able to hear of my personal torture along the way. I guess this could be considered a diary... depends. True this is a place to spill my guts and hope that someone gives a shit.

Lastly, If you are easily offended, squeamish, or part of my family for that matter, i urge you to....
PISS THE HELL OFF!

well, that seems like a good intro. so please stay for the ride because i get lonely very easily.